Hello Blogiteers!
A
question for the assembled crowd at large: is there truly anything more
damaging to the legacy of Humanity than the sin of pridefully virulent racism?
And yes, while I know that the social acceptance of both Crocs and Twinkie
cereal actually existing is disheartening, what I’m talking about here to be
specific, is the kind of purposeful stupidity you only see openly displayed by
the countenance of your average Trump supporter. This in and of itself, is not
too shocking, considering their Pavlovian response to the racist dog whistles
heralded forth by a tin-plated demagogue. In front of people. With cameras.
That record everything he says. And does. And implies.
Statements and actions
so grotesquely contrary to what America stands for, he should just go the full
nine yards and persuade *Hugo Boss AG to revisit some of their earlier design
concepts for the NAZI uniforms they so proudly used to make, and become his
exclusive clothier for all of his future Nuremberg cosplay rallies.
*[Hugo
Boss was a German fashion designer and entrepreneur, who founded the
still-in-existence clothing company Hugo Boss AG, Boss was also a loyal member
of the Nazi Party as far back as 1931. The company, using a work-force
partially comprised of Polish and French POW slave laborers, was responsible
for the production of the uniforms of the SS, the SA, and the Hitler Youth. But
hey, they did graciously offer a sincere “apology” for doing so in 1999 after a
lawsuit was filed by Holocaust survivors, so I guess we should totally grant
them a tree within the quiet serenity that is the Garden of the Righteous Among
the Nations in Jerusalem, am I right?]
However,
if ignorance is truly Zen as suggested by many, then what flows through the
conscious mind of your average Trump cultist must make a *Carfentanil smoothie
look like a glass of tap-water by comparison. Which is amazing in retrospect,
since the best their idiot leader has ever managed to whip up is Adderall in a
sippy-cup. That aside, the evidence of a sheer mental dissociation from reality
that I’ve observed among the members of the **RHB, has only lent credence to my
working theory that America is currently infested with sociopathic half-wits
who view racism, paranoia, and pridefully abject stupidity, with the exact same
respectful awe that I as a 13 year old, once happily expressed towards the
iconic Phoebe Cates coming-out-of-the-pool scene in 1982’s “Fast Times at
Ridgemont High”. You know… because of the cinematography?
*[Carfentanil
is an opioid that is 10,000x stronger than morphine and 100x more potent than
fentanyl. Intended as a tranquilizer for elephants, it is not intended for use
in humans. This does raise the question though- how does a pachyderm react if
its normally dependable bag-man runs out of the soaked-in-happy peanuts it
craves? You’ve seen how a shopper at Walmart responds when asked nicely to wear
a mask, so my guess it’s something like that, but with far less morbid
obesity.] **[Red Hat Brigade]
Regardless
of where you fall within the political spectrum as of late, it’s become fairly
clear to even the most traditionally stolid conservative among us, that America
is no longer casting its fabled beacon of light to the world. If anything,
we’ve become that one embarrassing friend that just says, and does, whatever
the hell comes to mind, regardless of the appropriateness or situation at hand.
Granted, our friends and allies may not say anything about it to us at the
time, but you just know the minute we turn to go grab a cigarette or refill our
drink, the forcefully whispered question that gets asked of the hapless host is
“Who the f**k invited America, and why? Seriously England, you couldn’t get a
ride with anybody else? Your lack of self-respect is exactly the reason why
France never returns your 3am booty calls.”
In reference to allegedly
possessing truly no measurable sense of dignity or personal self-reflection,
todays screed will offer up a possible solution to the query as to what might
occur if one allowed functional illiteracy and former Grand Wizard of the KKK
David Duke, to have a hate-f**k quickie inside the *Ehrentempel, and then
purposefully orphaned the resultant branchless family tree within the borders
of New Mexico’s high desert.
*[Ehrentempel,
(AKA: The Honor Temples) were two edifices erected by the Nazis in 1935 Munich,
and housed sixteen sarcophagi of NAZI party members who had been killed during
the ill-fated Beer hall putsch that occurred in 1923.]
However,
before I introduce you to a person who seemingly thinks that the Freedoms
granted by the Constitution don’t truly apply to individuals that in private
and select company he might refer to as “uppity”, when he’s not stating that
they’re 3/5 his worth, I’d like to offer up a tasting menu of sorts first, if I
may. You know, to prepare your palate for the rotting soul of what’s to come.
As I’ve noted more than a few times within the last few pieces of stand-alone
writing, where I currently live is at most times, somewhat bucolic and rather
laid-back. It’s quite rare in fact, for me to find myself face-to-face with
people that truly deserve to be deep-massaged with a baseball bat, and that
suits the ol’ psyche just fine these days. New me, and all that happy jazz, you
know.
But when it comes to interacting with select citizenry of my humble burg
online? Holy Mother of Monkey-milk, you’d swear that the national chapter of
Anti-MENSA was headquartered here. Even when given the sadly tragic fact that
the state of New Mexico ranks fiftieth in public education, it still doesn’t
fully explain why the intellectual void here is seemingly so bottomless when it
comes to the dire lack of comprehension regarding the tenets of actual reality.
To
note some unique points of view expressed by more than a few of my fellow
online denizens; masks are an integral facet of a deep-state government plot
designed to control Americans, white people are really the “true victims” of
systemic racism, Bill Gates wants to both inject us with a mind-control serum, and
“chip” us with a tracking device, Obama will secretly run the White House if
Biden wins, unless of course, Biden immediately resigns and turns it over to
Kamala Harris, who is in all actuality, not even an American citizen, and
therefore ineligible to run for VP. And when it comes to the
several-months-long civil rights protests occurring on our streets? Well, don’t
for a moment think that they’re truly about police brutality and inequality,
because according to our soon-to-be-named and totally self-appointed Professor
of African-American Cultural studies, nothing could be farther from the truth.
Well, his version of the “truth”, anyway. As presented by him, the real victims
of today’s racist discrimination are the White Race, and the dastardly perpetrators
of such are in no way, shape, or form, the multiple extremist Alt-right
organizations we’ve all come to be aware of, but liberals, who, using the
machinery of mainstream media, are whipping up a frenzied race-war in order to
lay down the fecund groundwork for a society where Whites will eventually
become the minority.
But
this theorem does raise a question… if, as these people claim, racism doesn’t
exist and there is no systemic bias inherent within the systems of America,
then why would they worry about becoming a member of a minority group?
Fortunately for us, todays blog honoree has a few opinions as to why that might
be. In an unforeseen plot twist, it seems that BLM is not working to raise the
awareness of cultural inequality, but are in fact, domestic terrorists,
hellbent on either killing every white person on Earth, or maybe subjugating
them, depending on the day.
Thankfully, this will not occur until after they
move into your neighborhood and decrease your property values first. Lock up
your suburban housewives, because the Schwarzes are coming sooner than later,
and worst of all, when they arrive, they’re going to kill all the “good” cops.
That is, if there’s any cops left, if the Demorat Commie Marxist Socialist
Soy-Boy Book-reading Libtards from California don’t defund them out of
existence first.
And
when it comes to the ravage of COVID-19, the virus that was created in a lab by
deep State operative Dr. Fauci and funded by George Soros, it’s not a
“pandemic”, but a “scamdemic”. And in a gambit I honestly never saw coming, I
had somebody unrelated to my current blog subject claim (with a straight
typeface, no less) that their “cousin” was killed earlier that week when he was
run down by a semi-truck. Now in situ, this sort of gruesome end is not, nor
should it ever be, considered as a laughing matter on any level. But here’s
where this assuredly true tale got strange.
Despite this demise obviously
resulting from the unintentionally best cosplay of a windshield bug ever
presented to the public at large, the official cause of expiry was listed as
“COVID” on the death certificate. Because as we all know by now, the nation’s
hospitals, doctors, nurses, and apparently coroners as well, get a sweet
kickback whenever they tick off another box on the COVID corpse list.
I’m not
sure who’s doling out all those dead presidents, but apparently that cash is
being invested far and wide. Granted, given the lack of evidence, and the
ridiculousness of said narrative, you might be somewhat skeptical as to the validity
of this person’s account, but rest assured, I was all over it. Letting him know
that I was a professional (occasionally) writer, I suggested we get this story
out there and expose the “truth”, because let’s face it, how sexy and awesome
would it be to have a Pulitzer Prize for investigative journalism sitting on
the shelf next to my Buzz Lightyear toys?
Plus, an all-expenses paid trip to NYC? Count me in, you son-of-a-bitch.
So,
like any competent journalist, I asked for his cousins’ name (he couldn’t
remember it) what city this happened in (he wasn’t sure) what state (ditto) and
how such an event had somehow not only been overlooked by the 24/7 news cycle
of local and national media outlets, but the whole of Google as well. His
response to that? Crickets… and
deaf-mute ones, at that. Sure, it’s been close to three months, but I’m
confident he’ll get that information to me any day now. Unless of course, the
cabal behind this hoax virus arranged an unforeseen toaster-related “accident”
to keep him from talking. All, things are possible I guess, when you’ll fall
for anything in the first place, no matter how insanely convoluted its essence
might be.
I often poke great fun at those I feel (and can usually prove) to be
stunningly ignorant, but even I’ll have the occasional dumb as a brick moment,
as we all do. However, when it comes to the intellectual chasm between my once
thinking that cooking bacon in the nude would work out okay and a stranger
espousing that an entire race is inferior based on no more than a quirk in
melanin, I’m fairly confident that nobody of particular note is going to hold
my momentary density against me in the long run. And that’s even with the now
public knowledge that I still proudly own every album that A Flock of Seagulls
ever released.
But
to make sure we’re all on the same page, let me just define via the online
Miriam Webster dictionary, just exactly what racism is for those of you who may
somehow, may have not been paying attention since you’ve been born. To quote;
“Racism is defined as: 1: a belief that race is the primary determinant of
human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent
superiority of a particular race. 2a: a doctrine or political program based on
the assumption of racism and designed to execute its principles. 2b: a
political or social system founded on racism. 3: racial prejudice or acts of
discrimination.” This all seems pretty clear, does it not?
However, to a person
who is ardently racist, they might as well be gazing through a picture window
frosted in Vantablack. For not only do they see themselves as not being racist,
they truly believe that racism doesn’t exist in the first place. Why is this,
you ask? Because they once “let” an African-American serve as our president,
after previously “letting” 43 old white men do the job for the first 232 years
of this country’s existence. How progressive of them.
Now, if memory serves correctly, I’m sure we can all recall with great fondness, how racially peaceful this transition was. You never heard of people questioning Obama’s citizenship, his sexual preference, his religious faith, his faithful marriage, his wife’s gender, his children’s biological status, and most definitely, never his sense of patriotism, right? Not to mention, we never saw any truly vile and visual representations of racism either, now did we?
I’m
sorry, did a vibe of awkwardness just descend, or is it just over the area
where the “Racism is a Myth” crowd have their heads buried? Oh, who am I
kidding- if these lowbrow Neanderthals aren’t embarrassed by the stench of
their own ignorance, I doubt they’ll feel any sense of shame in regards to their
racist hypocrisy either. Why does it always seem that the greatest “champions”
of the White race are always the worst examples of it? Sure, it has to start
your life out on a rough patch when it’s eventually revealed that your sister
and mother are the same person, but lots of people have experienced the pain of
not knowing who their father actually was, and didn’t go on to become
full-fledged members of a Klan re-enactors group.
To be clear, I’m not
suggesting that today’s blog subject is in any way, shape, or shade (pun
intended) guilty of being a White supremacist, but this in my opinion, is
probably more due to the fact that they couldn’t pass the very arduous talent
portion of the audition where you’re expected to build both a wooden cross, and
then set it aflame without spilling the moonshine all over yourself, rather
than any notable lack of personal ambition.
That is not to imply that our
subject of the moment lacks the ability to become a flag bearer for the Civil
Rights movement, it’s just to sadly note that his current intellectual grasp
regarding the ideals of such would be considered a viable asset only within the
Aaryan agrarian charisma of what was once 1964 Mississippi.
As
the saying goes: “Evil never dies, It merely waits. And it grows stronger in
the dark.” Sadly, or happily, depending on your perspective, Evil is wide out
in the open these days, proudly aided by our troglodyte leader and living its
best life. Times may change, racist headgear comes and goes, but the ethnic
intolerance playbook remains exactly the same. The tried and true tropes of
gaslighting, stereotyping, half-truths, full lies, victim-blaming, and
unfounded moral superiority all get their turn at bat, and the only thing that
gets switched out are the names and ethnicity of the scapegoats. And when it
comes to those, Lord knows our next batter’s box bitch has his list ready to
go.
So, without any further ado, may I gladly introduce our next prime example
of what happens when you take a MAGA hat and provide it with the barest minimum
of sentience, a true American Patriot, a noble warrior in the fight against
applying rationality and the bestowing of human dignity equally, a man armed
with more racist memes and pustular points of debate than you could ever hang
with a rope, and who also manages to make God reconsider that rainbow promise
he once made to Noah at least twice a day, lords and ladies, may I present for
your perusal, the unfortunately not alone, but definitely the one and only…
KEN CYKALA!!! [Deafening lack of crickets……. ]
Um…
people? This is where you clap, remember? Yes, I know, but let’s try to be
polite anyways. After all, Ken did take the time out from his busy schedule of
embarrassing himself online to remind us all why we need to fund both public
education and birth control in this country so badly, along with showing
exactly why use of the Internet should require an IQ test first, so let’s give
him some begrudging respect. Even if it’s only because he serves as such a fine
example of what a bad example looks like.
Besides as liberals, we’re supposed
to set the bar when it comes to offering an olive branch to those whose
genealogy chart presents as a straight line, and if we don’t do it for this
guy, then whom shall we offer it to down the road? That’s what I thought. There’s
no need to be rude just because I happen to believe that he allegedly may have
the theme from Birth of a Nation as his ringtone, now is there? Of course not.
I
first encountered Ken in the comment section of my local newspaper where we
engaged in a little back and forth debate- or to be more accurate, I debated,
Ken just inanely pontificated, and let me tell you, this guy is a real hoot,
Not only is he all in with Blue Lives Matter, (Cops lives, not Smurfs) he’s
also pro-Trump, anti-BLM, Anti-Antifa, Anti-Michelle Obama, and man, is he ever
so proud to be White. If Ken were a character in a PIXAR movie, he’d either be
depicted as an overly paranoid vanilla shake, or as an overly angry jar of
mayonnaise.
Granted, it’s not like he’s walking around wearing a Hooded
ensemble before, during, and after Labor Day, but he definitely will let you
know that it’s us, the White people who are the ones that are truly being
persecuted because of our ethnicity, and don’t let reality tell you any
different. “I’m not embarrassed to be White!”, he’ll say, and the response from
most people upon hearing this most likely will be, “Sir, that’s great and all,
but this is a McDonald’s drive-thru.” And while I have no proof of this, he
strikes me as the type of person who when he was a kid, deliberately colored
outside the lines for no other reason than the fact that those lines just
happened to be Black, and he wasn’t going to buy into that sort of bias against
his race.
Essentially, in my opinion, he’s what a sentient communion wafer
might turn out to be if you gave it internet access and a dogeared copy of The
Turner Diaries.
In my observation, Ken is one of those awfully wistful throwbacks to a far simpler time when America was “great”. Women were in the kitchen, making the lord of the house a martini, never once expressing their opinion, all the presidents had always been White and old, Latinos were out in the fields picking lettuce, there were no openly gay people demanding that they be granted the right to marry. in fact, there were no openly Gay people at all, so thanks for that, Obama! And most certainly, there wasn’t any of those uppity Negroes consistently demanding to be treated as if they had the same rights as White people. What a time to be alive, let me tell you.
Since
I’m speaking of fantasy narratives, one of the truly curious things that I have
noticed among the majority of those who openly promote racially biased
divisiveness, is the fact that none of them willingly self-identify as being
racist, and they most certainly don’t appreciate it when others bestow such an
accurate label upon them, either. For people who like to talk incessantly about
how “White Lives Matter”, they seem awfully gun-shy when it comes to openly
embracing their bigotry. In a weird twist of irony, they hate being called
racist, but not enough to actually stop being racist.
If I was gifted a
Confederate flag for every time I was told by one of these White Pride Pinheads
that they “have black friends/family/co-workers”, or my personal hands-down
favorite, that because they “love Michael Jackson”, it proves that they’re not
racist, I’d have accumulated enough of those Starred and Barred banners to
decorate either the newest Klan Summer Kamp out in the wilds of North Idaho, or
your average Trump rally held anywhere. Come to think of it, there’s really not
much difference twixt the two, save for the different colored headgear that
identifies just how racist, just how gullible, and just how inbred they
actually are. Because, despite their proudly waving a flag that symbolizes not
pride but treason, they’re sadly posing as Alphas, when they’re obviously
cuckolded Betas.
Factor in their paying for made-in-China merchandise to
promote a disloyal demagogue who has proven time and time again, that he would
use them as cannon fodder to save himself, if it came right down to it, and you
just know that this cowardly coven of Caucasians would still persist under the
fevered delusional denial that they, and they alone, are the ones who represent
what America stands for.
But
they don’t, they never have, and they never will. And down deep, next to their constantly
bubbling bile, and what remains of their souls, they know it too. However, what
is really and unintentionally hilarious, is that when these troglodytes whose
collective intellect matches that of a mayonnaise sandwich, screech at
immigrants that they need to “go back to their country”, they wave the flag of
a country that doesn’t exist, within the very same country that defeated it.
Hence, the reason why there’s a need to never stop bragging about their
unfounded dominant relevance. They’re “owning the Libs”, they’ll say, but
considering their inability to hold onto actual reality, I doubt they’ll be
able to figure out a way to purchase a sizeable demographic that as a rule, is
way smarter than them.
Now, when it comes to the subject of one’s intelligence,
let me just say that in all fairness, not every Trump supporter is an idiot.
It’s far more accurate to note that they are petulantly angry members of a cult
that consumes both intellect and humanity, and spits it back out in the form of
incoherent hate. This molded inanity presents itself under a variety of
semblances, ranging from homophobia to misogyny, but the one constant theme
that this flatulent fan base holds onto with the same death grip that I do in
regards to a box of perfectly chilled Ding-Dongs, is none other than that good
ol’ fashioned American racism that the age of Trump has brought forth.
And as is to be seen, Ken is seemingly and completely happy to be a paying passenger aboard the out-of-control Trump train concerning that. Even though my town is small, I’ve never had the displeasure of bumping into Mr. Cykala, but that’s more due to my own luck and running in different circles, rather than anything else. If there is one factoid that seems to be true about followers of the Lethargic Pumpkin, it’s that you’ll never have to worry about meeting them in a bookstore, art gallery, library, or at any cultural event, save for something involving either rednecks driving in a circle. or fat guys fighting each other, while clad in Spandex.
Unlike
my previous blog subjects, I really have no idea what Ken does for a living,
but I’m more than comfortable betting dollars to donuts that it certainly
doesn’t involve social work or mentoring urban youth. And I’d also opine that
while he may own every movie Kevin Sorbo and James Woods ever made
independently of each other, odds are he’s never owned a copy of the seminal
classics Cleopatra Jones or Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song, and he’s
definitely never seen the funkiness that is Disco Godfather either, take my
word for it. But when it comes to the Black Lives Matter movement, (AKA: BLM)
Ken’s fearful detestation of it and what it truly represents, comes across as
only slightly less obsessive than Mark Chapman’s devotion to John Lennon.
That’s not to say that Ken is, has been, or will ever become violent, but
there’s definitely a disconnection from reality when it comes to his perception
of why BLM exists in the first place. I for one, can’t imagine how sad it must
be to live in a place like my current city where the worst thing that happens
is that your neighbor’s dog gets loose, and be terrified by the thought that
peaceful people who are exercising their constitutional rights in cities
hundreds, if not thousands, of miles away from you, are going to show up one
day and either kill you, or worse, possibly force you to rethink your inane
bigotry when they move in next door.
For
clarity if not the restoration of sanity, let’s look at the ethnic diversity of
New Mexico, according to the 2010 Census, which was the last time it was
tabulated, The breakdown went like this: African American: 2.6%, Native
American / Alaskan native: 11.0%, Asian alone: 1.8%, Native Hawaiian / Pacific
Islander: 0.2%, and in a development nobody could possibly have seen coming,
the “White” population charted at: 81.9%. Or in mathematical terms, us Whiteys
outnumber African-Americans in this town by a percentage of 31.5. I don’t know
about you, but I’m feeling pretty good about our chances in a theoretical race
war, if one happens. But Ken? Not so much, as he ignores the fact that the
reason we have Black Lives Matter now, is that they continue to not truly
matter for far too many of my fellow citizens and the founding institutions of
this so-called “free” country, whether he admits it to himself or not,
Ken
isn’t really that upset about BLM and its objective, past the point of his
being forced to acknowledge his openly inherent bigotry, that is. In the end,
he just wants African-Americans to shut up and eternally understand what he
feels is, and should always be, their so-called proper place, which just so
happens to be beneath him. This POV, other than being woefully repellent in
such a modern age, is also laughably pathetic when it emanates from a person
who’s publicly posted understanding of humanity is so allegedly low that even a
bulldozed flatworm couldn’t limbo underneath it.
What Ken and so many others of his ilk purposefully
fail to accept, is the fact that all protest stems from some form of direct
oppression. If you want harmony and civility to return and for the protests to
stop, then you also need to address the oppression that is its fuel. If all you
want is amity without doing that critical step, then your agenda was never
about trying to stabilize the bedrock of peace, it’s about your wanting to
silence and control persons that you deemed long ago were inferior to you.
To
bolster my opinion regarding this, here’s the first course of Ken’s
less-than-credible takes on a necessary movement that doesn’t personally affect
him at all, but you’d never know it from his ever-growing collection of
obsessive love-notes to his imaginary girlfriend. I once thought my dislike of corn-on-the-cob
and bologna was bordering on the pathological. But after all I’m about to
showcase, I’m starting to think that not only am I fine, I may actually even be
able to convince Dr. Rosenberg that I don’t need those Friday afternoon
sessions any longer. While on the surface it will seem like there’s a lot to
unpack here, there really isn’t. Ken appears to be no more than a simply
ignorant bigot, and his postings reflect the narrow consciousness catwalk
running through his psyche. This brief assessment aside, there are a few points
I will be touching upon, nonetheless.
As
someone who prides themselves on doing his research, it sticks in my craw when
others who claim to hold a set of beliefs as sacrosanct, can’t be bothered to
do the merest of it, even when it’s necessary to validate their viewpoint
beyond the point of all reproach. However, I do need to be brutally honest
here, for if the eighteen years of public education and the five decades spent
walking this giant ball of solidified space dust hasn’t taught him the joy of
coexisting within the human spectrum, my targeted snark won’t make him see
what’s been laid out right in front of his eyes since he was born, either.
There’s an old adage that goes “There are none so blind as those who will not see.
The most deluded people are those who choose to ignore what they already
know.”, and this definitely applies to Ken’s worldview. Especially given that
he willingly sealed off his vision using an entire tube of metaphorical if not
uber-conservative, Super Glue to do it. But as is my modus operandi, let me
just offer a few corrections regarding this assemblage of racist repartee,
going row by row, as I lay them out.
Ken: “BLM FB page, let’s get it removed!”
AB: Well, this is odd. Why is that the so-called defenders of the disseminating of ideas always seem to be wanting it limited for others? And does Ken think he and his cuck-boy fan club can actually silence an international movement in this, the age of global access technology? With no due respect, my *rassistischer feigling, if Facebook won’t remove Nickelback fan pages for the common good, they’re definitely not going to remove BLM’s social platform just because your testicles retract every time you see or hear of a Black person using their constitutional rights to assemble, protest the social norms, and utilize their access to Free Speech. One small side note of interest? Ken is also a self-declared member of the microblogging website known as Parler, which launched in August 2018. Its core base of users are hardcoreTrump supporters, conservatives, and oddly, Saudi nationals.
*[Google it. It’s accurate.]
Hilariously claiming to be a nonbiased “free speech” website, it’s content typically consists of far-right canonized mistruths, antisemitism, and conspiracy theories that are best suited for a tin-foil-wrapped audience. In other words, it’s perfect for Ken, yet he still maintains his Facebook page despite thinking it’s biased and overreaching at times. It’s almost as if he has this deep need to be continually challenged and subsequently beaten, in regards to his idiocy by the very same people he hates. Weird, that. If I were to offer any advice to our great White Warrior Ken, it would be this- when you start to enjoy the pain others are inflicting upon you, it might be time to either stop what you’re doing, or finally admit that you’ve seemingly been nothing but a dedicated bottom all along.
Ken: “I don’t care about BLM the terrorist group.”
AB:
Of course, you don’t Ken. Just like how I don’t care about my worst ex living
her best life with a widely random selection of men, some of whom are former
friends of mine. It’s perfectly normal to obsess this much over things that we
don’t give any thought to, and that have no impact on our lives to speak of.
And as for your claim that BLM is a terrorist group? Since BLM was founded in
2013, there has not been a single death that can be verified using valid
evidence to claim that this is so. Has there been violence, death, and looting
at some of their protests? Most certainly. Is it BLM’s fault? I’m afraid not.
White people never blame the Detroit Tigers when their fans throw a violent
riot to celebrate game wins, so the same should be held in regard here as well.
And if you feel that BLM is responsible for mayhem they don’t advocate for or
even remotely control, then you should be just fine holding the NRA and gun
manufacturers responsible for mass shootings as well, just so there’s equitable
balance. In addition, the number of people killed by right wing extremists’
numbers in the hundreds, and even the FBI lists the abominable ideology of
these organizations as an ever-growing threat to our national security. The
worst thing that generally happens when you run into a hardcore left-winger is
that they’ll either try to sell you on the concept of Medicare for All, or the
health benefits of eating a vegan muffin, so ease the f**k up.
But
since you slurred BLM as a “terrorist group”, I am forced to mention this
interesting *tidbit- according to a report compiled by the Department of
Homeland Defense, the biggest threat to America today is, and I quote; “white
supremacist extremists (WSEs) will remain the most persistent and lethal threat
in the Homeland through 2021." Let me repeat the salient part for you
again Kenny, as I know your brain tends to work like a child’s toy racetrack-
all loops, no control, and very little adult supervision to speak of. The most
persistent and lethal threat in the Homeland through 2021 will be WHITE
supremacist extremists, NOT African-Americans who just want to be able to exist
without being shot. Darn. Facts are pesky. Especially when they refuse to work
within your ignorant narrative.
*[https://www.businessinsider.com/dhs-white-supremacy-deadliest-domestic-terror-threat-politico-2020-9]
Ken:
“If you say “Black Lives Matter” instead of “All Lives Matter,” YOU’RE BEING
RACIST!!!”
AB:
Is it just me, or do these bigoted boobs appear to use the “I know you are, but
what am I?” defense more than Pee Wee Herman ever did? What are you, guy who
gets triggered at the merest mention that Whites aren’t being held in higher
esteem than all of the other races? Easy answer. You’re a racist. I’m so glad
that I could clear this up for you. And If all lives really do matter, then why
aren’t you acting like they do? My saying that “We need to save the whales”
doesn’t mean “Fuck all the other fish”. As painful as this is for your bigoted
rationalizations, it just means that at the moment we’re trying to raise
awareness that other races are burdened by, and barred from, many opportunities
that you and I as White people, take for granted. That’s it.
Ken: “the real meaning of BLM Burn-Loot-Murder”
AB:
Sigh… it’s amazing that this twunt hasn’t killed himself making toast yet,
isn’t it? As noted earlier, BLM is not responsible for any of the social
upheaval that occurs during protests. Especially when you factor in the
available and credible evidence that many white supremacist groups as well as
the police, were behind some of the damage and violence. For those of you in
the backwoods, BLM is a decentralized movement advocating for NON-VIOLENT civil
disobedience in protest against incidents of police brutality and all racially
motivated violence against black people, and that’s it. They do not advocate
for arson. They do not advocate for theft. And they certainly do not advocate
for homicide.
BLM has no culpability in regards to those who use the protests
as cover for their illegal activities, unlike the militia groups and police who
arrive at these events armed to the teeth and looking for any excuse to inflict
violence and then assign the blame for such to the peaceful protest movement
they so gleefully attack. But since Ken brought up the topic of protest fueled
violence, I’m almost hesitant to point out that despite his dedication to a
racist ideal that that these necessary and constitutionally protected civil
demonstrations centered on African-Americans are oft violent than not, it’s still
completely bogus as recent data conducted by the US Crisis Monitor (a joint
project between ACLED and the BDI at Princeton University) which goes and
collates statistics on these movements as a means to deliver real-time analysis
and resources to support efforts to chart, avert, and allay the risk of
political violence in America.
Their
*findings after studying over 10k of these demonstrations? Nearly 95% involve
peaceful protesters, and fewer than 570, or approximately 5%, involve
demonstrators engaging in violence. And considering Ken and his ilk are still
complaining about professional sports teams by taking a knee, I think it’s
fairly obvious their concerns were never about the limited violence, or even
the random looting. It’s the fact that all kinds of people are speaking up, and
aren’t allowing themselves to be intimidated into a silent corner any longer.
So, feel free to get a grip, Ken. Preferably on something other than yourself
for a change.
*[https://acleddata.com/2020/09/03/demonstrations-political-violence-in-america-new-data-for-summer-2020/]
Ken:
“I wonder if we all report the BLM FB page as hate speech will it be removed”
AB:
No, it won’t. Because the people who have to review your asinine attempts at
chilling truly free speech aren’t racist idiots like yourself. Thanks for
coming to my Ted talk, and take a BLM brochure on the way out, so you can
educate yourself. And by the way? I don’t know what punctuation did to you as a
child, but a reconciliation is obviously long overdue.
Ken:
“BLM, why are you not protesting against the violence cause by black on black
crime?”
AB:
Well, that’s an interesting deflection Kenny, along with your
kindergarten-level spelling error. But I just have to ask this: why are you not
protesting against the violence caused (this is how you spell the word) by
white on white crime? You know, since the actual percentage of both is
relatively the same to begin with in the first place? Don’t believe me? Well,
here you go then. Released in 2017, a report by the U.S. Department of Justice
found that between 2012 and 2015, 22.7% of violent crimes were committed by
Black people, and of those, 63% were committed against their own race. Compare
this to the fact that out of the 57% violent crimes against Whites were enacted
by other Whites.
The data collected shows that Whites commit crimes against
their own race at about the same rate that Black people do theirs. Yet despite
these facts, you never hear debates from any media pundits regarding the
“white-on-white” crime issue, and that’s a truly deliberate ploy, intended to
disseminate the fable that interracial violence is rampant within the Black
community only. When Whites commit a particularly violent crime within the
sphere of the White demographic, race is never listed as a factor, unlike the
media coverage when a crime of any type occurs within the Black community. The
whole ethos of the “Black-on-Black crime” is a racist myth, preserved by
followers of a bigoted ideology, who forward this detestable propaganda that Black
people are intrinsically more violent, as a means to rationalize their
intolerance of people who just want the equality they were promised under the
Constitution.
Ken: “This is why I do not care at all about BLM! You cannot safely walk down the streets of our Nation’s capital without Thugs & Criminals threatening and assaulting innocent people. This has to stop and it will stop one way or another.”
AB: For the seventh time, Ken posts an anti-BLM meme to let us know that he “doesn’t care” about BLM. At all. Never, in fact. Not even a second or even a first, thought. This strikes me a s a whole of not caring, oddly enough. Methinks the alleged bigot doth protest too much, don’t you? I’m starting to wonder why he’s so obsessed with them, if he supposedly doesn’t give a damn to begin with. What really happened Ken? Did BLM dump you on the night of the Prom in front of all your friends or something?
Also, maybe you should spend less time posting your pathetic bigotry and start working on your understanding of the different colors on this planet, and your acceptance of them as equals. For your information, professional bootlick Rand Paul was surrounded by police after attending an ethically-challenged event which used the peoples house as a political prop, and whether you like it or not, being yelled at because you’re a complicit tool, is not assault. Just because you’d soil yourself if you were ever surrounded by an angry mob of African-Americans, does not mean that these people were as you put it, “Thugs & Criminals”.
They are proud people who’ve had enough of excuses, rationalizations, and targeted abuse from a government that treats them as second-class citizens. And as for “stopping” people who have the Constitutional right to protest what they see as injustice? I’m sure you’ll be able to achieve that optimistic end goal from the command center you’ve established under your bed, as you hide from the scary African-Americans.
Ken: “I do not recognize this America. We will fight to save the USA. Down with Antifa, Down with BLM, Down with the Rioters.”
AB: Well Kenny, this is the America you get when you support a lying, incompetent, traitorous, ethically compromised conman to be your President, so this is really all on you and your fellow indoctrinated brethren. Tasty pick, Bonehead. As for the rest of your… oh heck, let’s just call it what is, that being scared white man babbling, I just have to laugh at you even harder than I’ve previously been doing. There is nothing to “save”, because this is how America will get back on track. Will of the people, and all that. And I see your understating of Antifa is as deep as it is regarding BLM. Antifa is ideologically and aggressively opposed to all forms of fascism and the extreme right-wing dogma that has crippled our country as of late.
While far more willing and able to throw punches than BLM, they still aren’t the ones directly responsible for the violent outbreaks that have been occurring at what should have been peaceful protests. In essence, while they may not be the ones to start the fight, they sure as hell will be the ones who end it, and that’s what really scares you and your bumper-sticker quoting friends. The thought that these people are more than willing to fight back when faced with any threat of coercion. So, when you say you’re against Antifa, it’s also an admittance that you’re pretty much okay with Fascism, or in your case Ken, being pro-Trump.
In reality, the rioters have as much to do with the protests as you have to do with the NAACP, so we’ll just move on, rather than beat a dead horse into dust. And as a side tangent, “I don’t recognize…” is pretty much widely regarded as overt racist code for “I liked it so much better when minorities weren’t allowed to be/do …”.
Ken: “It’s been 7 years since BLM was formed. They have raised over a billion dollars. They haven’t had 1 neighborhood cleanup, sent 1 poor black child to college, bought school supplies, feed the hungry or donated to a food bank or provided housing to 1 poor black family. Where is the money going other than to buy huge charter buses to transport members to riots!”
AB:
Hey boys and girls, do you remember what I said earlier about doing your
research? Good, because that dedication
to due diligence, is gonna come in handy right about now. First, there is no
public affirmation of how much money BLM has raised since 2013, due to the fact
that BLM’s Global Network Foundation is monetarily subsidized by another
nonprofit, known as Thousand Currents. This group has been responsible for the
fiduciary oversight, financial management, and other administrative services
for BLM since 2016, which is typical for a group that has not yet been approved
for a tax-exempt 501(c)(3) status.
Due to this, BLM does not file its own
public financial disclosures, but the audit documents that are available, shows
that Thousand Currents released roughly $1.8 million to BLM for the fiscal year
that ended in June 2019. The breakdown of such shows one-quarter of BLM’s
overall disbursements in 2019 went to salaries, consulting fees, benefits, and
payroll taxes. A lesser portion was spent on grants, and the remainder was then
assigned to information technology, bank fees, insurance, legal fees, and
office expenses.
And according to Managing Director Kailee Scales; “Right now,
our programs are focused on civic engagement, expansion of chapters, Arts &
Culture, organizing and digital advocacy resources and tools,”
BLM
is also responsible for a campaign called #WhatMatter2020, whose priorities are
racial and economic injustice, safeguarding the rights of the LGBTQ community,
ending voter suppression, and passing common-sense gun law, utilizing a
groundswell of black voters to do so. This is by the way, all a matter of open
public record, but why should our boy Ken do any work when he can just post a
misleading meme instead of facts? I do find it fairly interesting that the same
guy who in a previous posting easily referred to African-Americans as “Thugs
& Criminals”, is now posing as a champion for their cause.
Quick question,
Ken- have you ever done any of the stuff you demand that BLM do? Have you ever
cleaned up a neighborhood that was populated mostly by minorities? Have you
ontributed to an African-Americans child’s college fund? Or bought any
much-needed school supplies for African-American children? When was the last
time you fed the hungry, donated to a food bank serving any African-American
based community, or underwritten the housing of a disadvantaged
African-American family?
Your arrogant criticism of BLM for not doing what you
think they should be doing, causes your words to ring hollow when it’s fairly
obvious you wouldn’t be caught dead under any conditions in a poor neighborhood
where you’d be the only grain of salt in a pepper shaker.
And
there are two more interesting points of order that Ken “forgot” to mention in
his ever so self-righteous condemnation of BLM, oddly enough. The first being
that all that was just described has never been the mission of BLM in the first
place. To repeat my earlier declaration; “BLM is a decentralized movement
advocating for NON-VIOLENT civil disobedience in protest against incidents of
police brutality and all racially motivated violence against black people”, and
that’s it. End of discussion. They are not the Red Cross, or Food for the
Hungry, nor are they the Salvation Army, and it’s clearly stated in their
mission statement what they stand for, and what they do.
But I’m sure Ken was
going to share this key information with all of us when he was done
congratulating himself for chiding an organization for not doing what he
himself wouldn’t condescend to do, and what they never said they would do at
all. The best analogy that I could use here to illustrate my point, is that
it’s as if you walked into a Baskin-Robbins, looked at the menu board, asked
them to make a pizza, and when they refused because it’s not what they sell,
logged onto Facebook to tell the world that not only did they refuse to serve
you, they were also openly biased against Italian culture too.
This hypocrisy
aside, I’d like to address the photo of BLM’s buses, allegedly purchased solely
for the act of transporting rioters and looters all across America in order to
terrify white shrinking violets like Ken.
Unfortunately
for our resident professor of African-American Cultural Studies, this claim is
not only absurd, but also patently *false, on a number of levels. Because when
one takes the time [in my case, 2.8 seconds] to investigate this assertion,
they’ll find multiple sources debunking it. The buses that are shown in this
photo are ones that carried The Toronto Raptors basketball team as they arrived
at Walt Disney World in Orlando on July 9th of this year. The team were
responsible for this image, which they posted on their Twitter account with the
statement "Silence is not an option."
*[
https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2020/jul/29/viral-image/these-buses-are-toronto-raptors-not-blm/]
And the truly embarrassing part
for the racist brigade who gleefully shared their shining example of pure
ignorance over actual reality? The buses are displaying the easily identifiable
Raptors logo on them, but all these morons saw was "Black Lives
Matter" on the side, and pounced on it like it was their slowest sister.
Yep. You bad boys are definitely “owning” something, alright. Shame that it
only seems to be yourselves… again.
Now,
if you’re on the fence wondering whether or not if Ken may be somewhat bigoted,
relax. Because it’s about to get a whole lot worse as I prove to myself and
maybe even you, that he is. Sure, BLM is his steady
friend-with-no-benefits-at-all, but there’s plenty of side-action, nonetheless.
For instance, he’s also got kind of a thing for denigrating successful and
prominent African-American women as well. How manly. Nothing says “I’m an
Alpha”, like picking on women, am I right?
And the target of his scorn, is none
other than former First Lady Michelle Obama, who, despite being out of the
White House for close to four years, may as well be sitting and drinking tea in
the Rose Garden, as far as Ken is concerned. Now, I won’t get into the whole
Michelle versus Melania debate, mainly because the whore who is currently
posing as the First Lady is a gold-digging, nude photo posing, former mistress
who sounds like Natasha Fatale from The Bullwinkle Show, and can’t hold a
candle to the graceful and totally classy mama that is Michelle, but I digress.
In Ken’s eyes however, it seems that a highly educated, stunningly pretty, and
utterly fearless African-American woman is just as terrifying to him as walking
down a dark street and seeing a Black guy wearing a hoodie and carrying a pack
of Skittles. Once again, we go to the memes and the words that showcase what
happens when you take an incels anger, and mix it with asinine racist paranoia.
Wow. I guess it wasn’t BLM that dumped him the night of the prom after all, it was this badass babe, and the humiliation still burns bright. I love how she still vexes him, despite holding no official office, and I find it even funnier that he tries to deride the woman who raised the bar for all First Ladies to come, which coincidentally, is also the same one that Melania had reinstalled vertically, so she could pole-dance with it.
Ken: “She nailed it! Maybe it is because of how she treats white people.”
AB: The comment is particularly idiotic even for Ken, because I as a White person, never felt mistreated by this woman, but I’m sure his loathing has nothing to do with her race or gender, because as we’ve just seen, he’s definitely a stable person driven solely by issues. It’s just a shame though, that so many of those issues qualify for some type of therapy and medication. What this really boils down to is that he’s pissed she’s smart, capable, and unlike Skanklania, able to handle her business. And as for the ludicrousness of how “she treats whites”?
These are some of the comments she had to endure while serving as the First Lady from racist idiots who not unlike Ken, had no ammo to work with, so they just threw scheisse instead, hoping it would stick. To quote some of the dimmest stars on the American flag:
Alex Jones: "I have nothing against trannies, but we have famous photos of her which appear to show she has a large bulge in her pants. Joan Rivers said M.s Obama was transgender and died. She had dinner with the Obamas and she was all for it, saying it was great that Obama's gay and has a tranny wife."
Rush Limbaugh: “The NASCAR crowd doesn’t quite understand why, when the husband and the wife are going the same place, the first lady has to take her own Boeing 757 with family and kids and hangers-on four hours earlier than her husband, who will be on his 747. NASCAR people understand that’s a little bit of a waste. They understand it is a little bit of uppity-ism.”
Pamela Ramsey Taylor: “It will be so refreshing to have a classy, beautiful, dignified First Lady back in the White House, I’m tired of seeing a Ape in heels.” (In a sweetly hilarious twist of Karma, Taylor was later sentenced to 10 months in prison for embezzlement)
Mayor Patrick Rushing: “Gorilla face Michelle, can’t disagree with that, the woman is not attractive except to monkey man Barack.”
Now, some people might think these criticisms might be openly racist and ignorant as f**k, but let’s remember why she deserved all this flack- she did dare suggest that American children should (GASP!!) be physically active and eat right. Not to mention, the sheer audacity she showed by occasionally wearing shorts and sleeveless dresses in public more than once. I’m clutching my pearls as I type, because I can’t believe how lucky we all were to have survived this amazingly hate-filled bitch.
Ken:
“CONSIDER THAT A THREAT”
AB:
Only in America, could you have a total unweaving of the social fabric due to
incompetent leadership, and still have fans of the same blame the candidate who
hasn’t even been elected yet. That literally is the pitch of the GOP: “Sure,
everything is on fire right now, but only we, the arsonists who soak everything
we get our hands on with gasoline, can be trusted to put it out.” Do I really
need to point out that all the footage pushed by right-wing media in regards to
“what will happen in Biden’s America”, was literally filmed in Trump’s current
America? Jesus Ken… if I had to assess your grip on how life works, I’d be
forced to use a quote from Doctor Who to adequately express my feelings: “You
know, you are a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the
mouth and the size of the brain.”
The only “threat’ here is the fact that
somehow despite your obvious and limited intellect, society allows you to
drive, breed, handle sharp objects, and terrifyingly, vote.
Ken:
“The Democrats are just Trump Haters, without any plan. Biden has no platform,
no vision, no nothing for America. This is why the Republicans took over in
2016. Do we really want to return to a do nothing, corrupt government?
TRUMP2020, TRUMP2020, TRUMP2020”
AB:
If this ain’t the Pot calling the Kettle Black… and yes, pun definitely
intended. For those of you who’ve been paying attention, here’s a *link to the
direct statement from the GOP, and an **article regarding it, which in essence,
says that rather than present a array of innovative policy goals should Trump
be re-elected, the party would instead "continue to enthusiastically
support the President's America-first agenda." You know, the ideas he
regurgitates originally from FOX, but now QAnon, while he’s scouring TV and
Twitter for hours to see who’s talking nice (or not so nice) about him? Just to
redcap his success so far; no new border wall that was paid for by Mexico, no
lowered prescription drug prices, no national healthcare plan, no North Korean
peace deal, a quadrupled national deficit, loss of face on the World stage,
allies shunning us, our enemies emboldened, Russia openly placed bounties on
our soldiers heads with no consequences, and oh yes… a failing economy, and
rising death and infection rates from a Pandemic he so badly mangled and
mismanaged, that Watergate now looks like a brilliant idea by comparison.*[https://prod-cdn-static.gop.com/docs/Resolution_Platform_2020.pdf?_ga=2.165306300.2055661719.1598124638-455285808.1584478680]
**[https://www.businessinsider.com/gop-platform-at-rnc-pledge-trump-support-2020-8]
And
as to his claim that the Dems have no platform? Well, I don’t know who Ken’s
internet provider is, but it obviously doesn’t include Google as part of its
Conservative Numbskull Plan, because here it is straight off the *DNC website
in all-caps, so Ken can easily read it, even if he won’t understand it:
"PROTECTING AMERICANS AND RECOVERING FROM THE COVID-19 PANDEMIC, BUILDING A
STRONGER, FAIRER ECONOMY, ACHIEVING UNIVERSAL, AFFORDABLE, QUALITY HEALTH CARE,
PROTECTING COMMUNITIES AND BUILDING TRUST BY REFORMING OUR CRIMINAL JUSTICE
SYSTEM, HEALING THE SOUL OF AMERICA, COMBATING THE CLIMATE CRISIS AND PURSUING
ENVIRONMENTAL JUSTICE, RESTORING AND STRENGTHENING OUR DEMOCRACY, CREATING A
21ST CENTURY IMMIGRATION SYSTEM, PROVIDING A WORLD-CLASS EDUCATION IN EVERY ZIP
CODE, RENEWING AMERICAN LEADERSHIP. "
I don’t know about you, but this seems like
a far more definitive and workable platform then one that demands the licking
of Dickless Donnie’s golf shoes. When he’s not storing them in his mouth, that
is.
*[https://democrats.org/where-we-stand/party-platform/]
However,
the best self-own on a rapidly compiling list, is Ken’s slur of a “do nothing,
corrupt government”, especially given the track record of Trump’s numerous and
spectacular failures to deliver on even the most basic of his promises, along
with many instances of barefaced corruption and gridlock occurring on his
watch, and within his administration. If I felt the need to address these
issues in such a way to remove Ken’s welded-on blinders, I’d point out that no
less than 14 Trump aides, donors, and advisors being either imprisoned or
indicted for a variety of offenses, such as: bank and tax fraud, lying to
Congress, grave campaign finance violations, conspiracy, obstruction of
justice, and witness tampering. Ken, for all of his blathering bluster, somehow
forgot to mention that his Mango Man-crush also managed to secure himself two
history-making counts of impeachment permanently hanging around his fat neck as
well.
An accidental oversight, I’m sure.
Nevertheless, it can’t be all bad when
compared to Obama’s Reign of Terror, now could it? Well…. I hate to break it to Kenny, but it’s
not even remotely close. The reason why? Mainly, unlike Trump, most of Obama’s
“scandals” fall under either the purview of controversy, such as issues with
the interpretation of constitutionality, to sheer lunacy- his wearing a tan
suit and daring to eat, and I swear this was a real talking point on FOX at one
time, a hamburger with Djon mustard. That sort of thing.
But
Trump? Where to start, is the one question that should be asked, more as a
course of action, rather than whether he has any scandals to mention. According
to a recent (up to August 31st, 2020,
that is) *article on the website mcsweeney’s.net, there have been no less than
889 controversial incidents, comments, alleged and proven scandals, and
assertions of impropriety, separated into the following categories: Sexual
Misconduct, Harassment & Bullying, White Supremacy, Racism, Homophobia,
Transphobia, and Xenophobia. Entered
evidence includes his public statements & Tweets, discussion of his
collusion with Russia & his numerous incidents of obstructing Justice,
along with notations regarding the ethics of his family and associated business
dealings within his administration.
*[https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-complete-listing-so-far-atrocities-1-889]
And this doesn’t even begin to cover his
recent disrespect regarding our honored war dead and injured veterans, his
siphoning of 9-11 first Responder funds, or his admission to Bob Woodward and
caught on tape no less, that he lied about the danger of COVID-19. I’m thinking
it’s not looking good for Ken’s POV here, but does it ever?
Nevertheless,
Ken’s little bumper sticker slogan rant chant at the end of his egg-on-face
posting does raise one question for me though, so I just have to ask you, Ken-
when you repeat Trump’s name three times, does Ivanka show up wearing the Leia
slave girl outfit? If so, I’m pretty sure her daddy is going to be so mad that
you’re playing hide-the-Jabba with his favorite piece of side-action.
Ken: “Beauty & the Beast”
AB:
Oh, Ken. You adorably misogynistic man-child, you. I can only wonder how far
your Vienna mini-sausage goes up to hide when a strong, smart, classy, highly
articulate woman walks anywhere near you. I’m guessing it’s somewhere behind
your eyeballs, which would explain why you think a fifth-rate former Slovenian
model, who somehow scored an *EB-1 visa with no definable abilities or talent
other than gold-digging adultery, has any right to be lauded as our First Lady.
Granted, she’s technically the First Lady of the Evening we’ve ever had, but
I’ll swing back to this in a bit. As is usual with any of Ken’s comparisons, he
hasn’t done his research yet again, which isn’t really all that shocking at
this point considering all the time he spends finding ways to embarrass himself
online.
*[Also
known as an “Einstein Visa” more info to come.]
But he has attempted to make some sort of point, and even though as usual
he’s cherry-picked it to fit, his comparison, like his intellect falls far and
away from his intended goal. Need proof, you say? Ok then, let’s compare their
personal & professional accomplishments, as a means to establish who’s a
role model for girls and women of all ages, and who’s the kind of woman you
wouldn’t sexually entertain while drunkenly using someone else’s spawn-hammer.
Michelle
LaVaughn Robinson Obama: the only First Lady in American history to hold two
Ivy League degrees, noted graduate of both Princeton University and Harvard Law
School, former Assistant to the Mayor of Chicago, former Assistant Commissioner
of Planning and Development. former Executive Director for the Chicago office
of Public Allies, former Associate Dean of Student Services at the University
of Chicago, former Vice President for Community and External Affairs of the
University of Chicago Medical Center, served as a salaried board member of
TreeHouse Foods Inc, served on the board of directors of the Chicago Council on
Global Affairs, and served as First Lady of the United States from 2009-2017,
and is the first African-American to do so.
In which, she was responsible for
establishing the Task Force on Childhood Obesity resulting in her "Let’s
Move!" initiative in 2010, in 2011,she teamed up with Jill Biden, former
Vice President Joe Biden's wife, to lead Joining Forces, a nationwide
initiative asking all Americans to support veterans and their families by
tackling common issues such as unemployment and homelessness, in 2015, she was
a co-founder
of Let Girls Learn, a U.S. government initiative committed to helping young
girls receive the education they deserve worldwide. She is also a mother of
two, and a celebrated author, who has written five books: Becoming, American
Grown: The Story of the White House Kitchen Garden and Gardens Across America,
Farewell Speeches, Becoming: A Guided Journal for Discovering Your Voice,
Believe in the Possibility: The Words of Michelle Obama.
On the surface, this might present as notable to some, but it’s not nearly as inspiring as our current reincarnation of Jackie-O is, according to many on the conservative side of the fence. So, what’s her story? Here’s what I know, courtesy of some dogged research, for when it comes to anything of depth regarding Melanoma, much like her public image, it’s all smoke and mirrors, a circumstance that seems to be quite deliberate.
Melanija
Trump: changed the spelling of her name from Melanija Knavs to Melania Knauss
after starting her modeling career in 1992 Yugoslavia after she won second
place in the "The Face of the Year" contest. She is also the second
first lady in American history that was born outside of the United States, that
being the country of Slovenia. Supposedly, she speaks six languages: Slovenian,
French, Serbian, German, Italian and English, although this claim has been in
question due to a series of public inconsistencies. In May 2017, when Pope
Francis granted an audience to the Trumps in Rome, video surfaced that showed
the Pontiff making a joke in Italian to the First Lady, who appeared to not
understand the context of what was directed at her until a translator repeated
it in English.
This contradiction has been noted more than once by several
multi-linguists who’ve found it somewhat odd that if she does possess such
impressive fluency in multiple tongues, why she doesn’t validate her
theoretical skillset to the disbelieving world at large, thereby ending the
speculative snark once and for all, which she has yet to do. In her own words,
she stated; "I attended and graduated from design school, from Fashion and
Industrial Design School and also attended, graduated from architecture degree,
bachelor degree."
Sadly, she did not, a fact which was exposed in a 2013
lawsuit deposition. Various media reports found that while Melania gained entry
to the University of Ljubljana in Slovenia, she dropped out in her first year.
The revamped spin now being that she "paused her studies to advance her
modeling career in Milan and Paris." A “career” by the way, that has also
been called into question, and with good reason. How
so, you ask? Well, her hubby bragged back in 2016, that his former 2nd mistress
and baby mama number three, “was one of the most successful supermodels, and
she did many photo shoots, including covers and major magazines.” But you know
me, I like to know everything about everything, and after the possible disingenuousness
regarding her linguistic ability and higher education, I became really curious
as to the claims her Orange Romeo made about her successful career history.
Some free advice for the future tells-all book author and social divorcee? If
you want people to believe something credible about your past, you probably
shouldn’t enlist one of the world’s biggest liars to be your publicist. I hate
to break this to you, my loyal readers, but it seems that this take on her
pre-Donny career might not be entirely truthful. I know. I was thrown for a
loop too, given her almost flawless track record of transparent honesty.
It all
starts in 1998, when journalist Dusan Nograsek and four other reporters
received a call from a modeling agency, inviting them to meet a fellow
Slovenian who was allegedly enjoying great personal success within the
fast-paced world of high-end modeling. With all of their expenses paid, the
correspondents traveled on a private plane from Slovenia’s capital city of
Ljubljana, to the city of Paris, and were booked into the Hotel Lutetia, an
iconic Art Deco landmark luxury Palace hotel, sited in the lively
Saint-Germain-des-Prés area of Paris, on the city's Left Bank.
After
quite some time, the model they were asked to meet arrived, and was introduced
as Melania Knauss. She asked that no photos be taken, but did state that she
was one of the top 50 models in the world, which came as somewhat of a surprise
to Nograsek, for in his recalling of the event, "Nobody knew who she was.
They told us her name, we wrote it down,”
Further doubt was cast upon her story
by the well-known Slovenian photographer Stane Jerko, who had actually
“discovered” Melania a decade earlier at the age of seventeen, and who would go
on to tell Univision Investiga that "It's not real. She had been working
as a model only a short time, and couldn't be in the top 50'', implying that
she was exaggerating, as she was still relatively an unknown at this time. “Her
exterior was very good to be an excellent model, but she lacked energy, a
certain charm that if you have, you transmit it through your eyes, through your
personality. If you have something that, shall we say, comes from the heart, it
shows in the photo.“
In an attempt to
try and lend credence to her avowal, the journalists were given the Spanish
edition cover of Harper's Bazaar from August of 1997, in which she appeared
semi-topless. To note, there was no inner interview with Melania, but only a
caption that read: “At the height of summer, Melania, photographed by Manfred
Gestrich,'' Furthermore, the cover which was shot in Mexico, was bespoke for
U.S. Hispanics alone, as she was not on the English edition cover at all.
Strangely,
even though Melania was dating Donald Trump, who at the time, was still in the
process of divorcing his second wife and ex-mistress, Marla Maples, this was
never mentioned once to the assembled press corps, which to this day, still
strikes strange to Nograsek: "She said goodbye after dinner and we went to
do the tour around Paris. Later that night we went to the airport for the
turbulent flight home, all wondering what the whole thing was about,''
Since
the time of this odd gathering, Nograsek has opined that the trappings of the
trip, such as the extravagant hotel, the tour of Paris and the private jet,
were part of a plan overseen by Trump himself. Because when one looks at her
modeling career with a cynical eye, there’s not much there to brag about in the
way of any major awards or high-end bookings od note. While she has worked as a
European runway model, and garnered some exposure in various magazines within
the United Kingdom and the US, the most high-profile being an appearance in the
swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated and the cover and interior of British
GQ, where she posed nude inside one of Trump’s private jets.
Despite this ever
so impressive resume, she has never been considered to be one of the 50 or for
that matter, even within the top 100, of the world’s best-known international
models. And yet somehow, she still qualified for an “Einstein” visa in 2001. What
exactly, pray tell, did she bring to the table to get one of the five that were
granted to persons from Slovenia that year, other than dating someone who
was/is fraudulently rich? The EB-1 visa is allegedly reserved for immigrants
with extraordinary ability if not a sustained sense of national and
international acclamation, and is in concept at least, earmarked for people who
are much-admired in their chosen field. Examples have included feted athletes,
cultural icons, academics, and even some multinational executives. In other
words, the famous, the rich, the influential, the connected, to be certain.
But
a college dropout with a sparse modeling resume and an affinity for posing nude
in jets is deemed essential to the betterment of this country? Sure, Jan. I’ll
buy that for a dollar, which I’m fairly confident is what her entire re-spun
backstory is worth. Factor in that despite that her husband has taken a
hypocritical stance in regards to what his fan base refers to as “anchor
babies” and chain migration, he had no apparent issue with either when it
concerned the birth of his son & forgotten prop Barron in 2006, and the
naturalization of his in-laws in 2018. Weird, that. And I’ll also overlook the
fact that Melania’s Dad is about the same age as her husband too, since it’s
vomit-inducing
Call
me old-fashioned, but banging a married man and posing for some strip club
quality escort service photos hardly qualifies in my book as anything worth
bragging about, especially for someone who’s supposed to represent us as an
icon of morality and grace, a responsibility which she, like her husband, seems
unable to fulfill. But let’s not dwell on the negative in regards to her
personal life, let’s look at what she’s done thus far as First Lady, shall we?
Well, this is strange… other than a few state dinners, some disastrously
received Holiday decorating and White House redesign choices, and a cringe-inducing speech and wardrobe choice at
this year’s pants-on-fire lie-fest known as the RNC, her collective resume as
First lady is almost as thin as her modeling one. Oh wait, I may have
apparently spoken too soon, for she did in fact, launch a highly-promoted
public awareness campaign in 2018, which advocated against cyberbullying and
drug use among youth, known by its grammatically challenged moniker, “Be Best”.
Embarrassingly, this led to an accusation of paganization, as the campaign
booklet that was publicized as having been written "By First Lady Melania
Trump and the FTC", was nearly identical to an earlier document prepared
by the FTC in 2014. This
bookended a previous allegation in 2016 that she plagiarized parts of a 2008
speech given by the former First Lady, Michelle Obama, which was discovered
after a series of curious similarities between the two speeches was noted. In
the end however, a Trump staff member by the name of Meredith McIver, who was
allegedly responsible for writing Melania’s speech, took the fall after
admitting that she had “borrowed’ elements of Mrs. Obama’s earlier speech.
The
effectiveness of the “Be Best” campaign can be measured by her husband’s
continuing behavior online and during his increasingly unhinged, if not
petulant, press rants/rallies, where he displays a thought process that one
could only charitably describe as Adderall-fueled at best. Way to go, Melania!
After all, it’s one thing to fall short of the standard, but to fail to even
chart at all? Talk about carving out a niche that’s truly all yours. When you
compare her accomplishments to Michelle’s, they’re so similar that they could
possibly pass for twins, couldn’t they?
But let’s give credit where it’s due-
after all, hers is the classic American immigrant success story: come to the
land where the streets are paved with gold, overstay your visa, work illegally,
find a billionaire sugar-daddy, produce an anchor baby, use your hubby’s
corrupt influence to secure an Einstein visa you didn’t earn or deserve, bring
your parents over using an immigration loophole your husband claims to
disapprove of, and wind up with free government housing and healthcare.
American exceptionalism at its finest.
And
Ken? This is what Class looks like.
But this?
Just Ass. And not a particularly fetching one at that.
However, there is one last pathetic comment of Ken’s to address so that I can close off this particular half of what will be his two-part story, and it may be the most unaware example of tone-deafness he’s presented thus far. And as you guessed, he’s still carrying a tiki-torch for Michelle. But on the upside, at least he’s not using it to light up her front lawn… yet.
Ken: “Michelle Obama. You are so full of shit. Like you can even come close to relating to what the average person is going through. You are clueless. And furthermore, the majority of people could care less about your podcast. Why don’t you go get a real job.”
AB:
Normally, this would be the part where I might mention at length that Michelle
has been on the “Most Admired” Gallup Poll list since 2012, finally taking the
title of “Most Admired Woman” in 2018, but why bother? You’re immune to facts
very much in the same way that Trump is to marital fidelity. And just because
yougov.com ranked her as having a 58% favorable rating among Americans due to
her intelligence, genuineness, respectfulness, and her willingness to stand for
the common person, that doesn’t mean that I need to point out that Melania
comes in 18 points lower, now do I? Of course not.
For as you pointed out Ken,
with all the linguistical and intellectual charm of a piranha giving a
skin-flute lesson, it’s about her innate ability to be able to relate to us,
the common man and/or woman. Now, I won’t continue to embarrass your limited
and tortured intellect with any further research, I’ll just use the one form of
communication that I know you’ll understand… PICTURES!!!
That’s not because I
think that visuals are the only things that can make an impression on your
amygdala [the part of the brain where researchers think racial prejudice is
formed] it’s just that the eloquence of hand-puppets is hard to convey via the
written word, and most of the memes I’d normally use to educate persons of your
ilk, are far above your reading level. So, without any further ado, let’s look
at Ken’s implied choice as to what woman, along with her whore-mongering
husband/business partner, shows that she really knows how to relate to the
average person.
Maybe it’s the Liberace’s bordello merged with King Tutankhamun’s bathroom decorating vibe, or even possibly the fact that their piano portrait looks as if it’s the second before Trump starts handing out Melania’s hourly rate sheet, but everything about it just screams “Sure I may hover over a gilded toilet, but I totally shop the discount rack at Walmart whenever possible.” doesn’t it? The only thing these odious oligarchs have ever shared remotely in common with the average American is that both of their lifestyles are subsidized by that person’s underpaid labor.
Look Ken, I get it, I really do. You finally found a role model who hates the same people you do, has the same disdain for facts that you happily embrace, and proudly says the things you’d like to be able to say without suffering consequence to minorities, women, veterans, the poor, and anybody who graduated from college based on their merit, and not the charity of their gym coach, but I just have to ask this question regardless… out of all the role models you could have chosen from, this was your best option?
Sure, you thought Trump was truly “Dope” when you first saw him screeching on your TV, but worse than the revelation of of his being an ACTUAL dope, is the knowledge that at best, he’s no more than a bag of overly-tanned baking soda that you at best, purchased at twice the fair market price.
But
I could be wrong. Maybe it’s yet another example of something ever-so-shiny
being placed in front of you, and it proved so distracting that you forgot to
do any research regarding your deeply held “beliefs”. AGAIN. Nah. I’m sure it
can’t be as simple as you present to be, now could it?
Whew. I think now is a
perfect time to take a very well-deserved break, but the fun never really ends.
So, when I come back, after grabbing a sandwich and a shot of Bourbon to help
make way for the newest batch of Ken’s inanity, In my next installment chronicling his interesting takes on life, I’ll be tackling
some truly unique opinions of his that he claims to have regarding a wide range
of topics.
Such as: how the free social media platform that he uses to complain
about the same said social media platform has “no right’ to fact-check him or
dare set rules over its own lands, how he regards the Pandemic as overblown,
the horror of allowing people to engage in voting long-established and secure
methods, police brutality, and not too surprisingly, even more possibly bigoted
notes about African-Americans, and there may even be a discussion on how White
suburbanites can believe in Bigfoot, see Jesus’s face in burnt toast, the
Lochness Monster, UFO’s and aliens from outer space, angels, demons, and
Nickelback’s musical talent, but will also still assert that the concept of
White privilege is a myth. A myth, I tell you!
Which, not so ironically, is how Ken’s understanding of what America truly is and what it represents, should be regarded as.
“Racism does not have a good track record. It's been tried out for a long time and you'd think by now we'd want to put an end to it instead of putting it under new management.”- Thomas Sowell
